He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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