Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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