3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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