i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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