So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My life is pants optional.
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