Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Mom said you looked used
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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