Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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