so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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