I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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