Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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