I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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