Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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