Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
