This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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