I love black thongs
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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