What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
