Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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