IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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