Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I party with great urgency now.
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