does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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