he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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