is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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