I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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