I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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