Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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