Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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