After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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