No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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