How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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