hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
do nipples grow back?
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