this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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