And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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