last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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