a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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