Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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