the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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