it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
