My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
