walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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