he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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