There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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