I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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