I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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I need you to use more vowels.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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