This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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