3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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