Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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