so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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