and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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