as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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