Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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